IT'S TIME FOR ACTUAL USEFUL EDUCATION!!!
(written by yours truly, The Best Teacher You Will Ever Have)
Today's lesson consists of the following lessons:
1. If you don't floss, you are missing 1/3rd of the tooth surface. SO FLOSS.
2. Barley in soup is the greatest cure for a sick day.
3. Lesbians can facebook message like it's the end of the world. I can't keep up with them when they do this, as I read very slowly.
And that is all. As you can very well tell, I am not the most proficient learner. At the rate I am going, I'll be eighty before I can have a semi-intellectual conversation with somebody about flossing and lesbians.
In the meantime, enjoy this picture of goalkeeper Erin McLeod and striker Melissa Tancredi getting excited at the prospect of a hockey rink. The possibilities when it comes to a block of ice, people. The possibilities are endless.
Never doubt that a small patch of frozen water can change the world.
Indeed, it is the only thing that has.
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