Wednesday 10 April 2013

I got 99 problems and hockey is one of them

I'm feeling it already, goddammit.

Hockey withdrawal.

I know it's been like a day but that's like the equivalent to a hundred Canadian years so don't fault me for it. 



I also listen to Justin Bieber sometimes and legitimately enjoy it. Although that's getting a little off-topic.

If you, like me, are feeling the hockey withdrawal and you're at a loss as to how to deal with it, have no fear. Here I present my attempt at curing you and making you feel better about the fact that you'll be stuck watching the NHL for the rest of the hockey season. Here are a selection of five of my favourite videos featuring Team Canada's current women's roster (save the one with Jennifer Botterill. But let's face it, she never really left the team). 

VIDEO #1: A guy I don't know (apparently he makes analysis videos for Nike) overestimates his ability against professionals. Like most of us do.



VIDEO #2: Evidence that robots will one day take over the world.



VIDEO #3: The classic pie-in-the-face initiation process for Team Canada rookies.


VIDEO #4: Apps and Hefford reminiscing on their failures as goal scorers.



VIDEO #5: Ouellette, Labonté and Bonhomme playing an intense game of board hockey. Caro kills with her adorableness.


That is all for now! Hope you enjoyed my attempt at withdrawal rehabilitation. They really need to provide more services like these for us up here in nowhere Canada.



THIS POST HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY:

Tessa Bonhomme's modelling career in the latest military inspired fashions.




Gillian Apps' existence.


Marie Philip Poulin's underage drunken shenanigans. #noregrets #itsonlyunderageifinbritishcolumbia


Haley Irwin Mouthguard Porn. Don't act like you don't admire that every time she does it.


Charline Labonté's ability to anti gravity that shit.



This sexy sandwich.



And finally, Hayley Wickenheiser's unabashed racism towards Americans.



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