Thursday, 2 August 2012

Oh zing

I can't believe this.


Truer truth has not been said ever since Jesus came down on this Earth and told all of us to just shut up and be nice to one another.




They're everywhere, people. Everywhere, I tell you. The only way you can run away from them is if you found an alien race that has evolved exclusive heterosexuality due to the fact that homosexual feelings and acts cause them to break out in fatal hives and sing bad renditions of Creed songs that fatally kill the eardrums and brains of those around them. Then after you find them, you'd have to breed with that alien race.


Yup, problem solved, folks. You want to reject certain types of human beings? That's impossible without rejecting ALL human beings.

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