Not that I'm not always cool. Because I am.
I don't know if any of you other people do this and can relate, but today, I discovered that when I'm speaking in French, I tend to act like a total JACKASS.
And not just basic jackass. More like up in your face, spitting out words, insulting anglophones type JACKASS.
I don't know where this sudden jerk douchebag attitude came from, but when I start going in French, I sometimes find myself acting and talking like fucking Jean-Claude Van Damme circa Timecop.
WHICH IS FUCKING AWESOME.
It's like I've got a Jekyll and Hyde thing going on which I never knew I had. Like, underneath my nice, kind, soft exterior, I'm actually a totally repulsive person....when I'm speaking the language of love and Catholicism.
Now excuse me while I beat someone up with this baguette.
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