Thursday 5 July 2012

How long till October?

Holy shit, Minnesota Wild.


This hockey franchise just got their cake and ate it too.




The Minnesota Wild just signed free agents Zach Parise and Ryan Suter to a 98 million, 13 year contract.


That's practically a marriage. The Wild are pumped, the Red Wings are pissed and Penguins fans are going WHHHYYYY NOT USSSSS. 


I have a feeling the Minnesota Wild are going to crush every team in the Western Conference next year. This is going to be just GREAT.


With regards to the Canucks, we've lost the following players:


Mike Duco




Marc-Andre Gragnani




Victor Oreskovitch (Oreo)




Sami Pahlsson




Ryan Parent




Aaron Rome




Sami Salo




If it feels like we've lost half our team, we kind of have. Let's have a moment of silence for all these wonderful players. For having donned a Canuck jersey, we'll always have a soft spot for these guys, and wish them all the best.


And welcome White Rock native Jason Garrison, of the Florida Panthers. He took $1 million less to come home, which just tugs at your Canadian heartstrings like nothing other. Vancouver's gonna love him so much for the next six years he's not going to know how to deal with it. Not only is he a hometown kid, but his stats are amazing. I have a feeling no one's gonna love him more than David Booth though.




But then again, David Booth loves everybody.



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