Candy for the eyes and ears

This is a list that you probably will not find anywhere in the world, which is why I decided to compile it. Also, I was bored. Also, I was listening to music, and became quirkily inspired. Is that a word, quirkily? (It probably isn't)


Anyway, I was listening to some local music, and I began to thinking that the musically-inclined guys of Vancouver don't get enough love. So here it is, a list of Vancouver's 15 sexiest male musicians ie. a shameless excuse to look at photographs of dudes from your neighbourhood. 


So you can stop watching Rebecca Black's "Friday" video wishing that your Friday was a little more fun fun fun. Your wishing days are over - I just made your night a little sexier. You're welcome.


15. DAN MANGAN

the west coast poet.

14. JASPER SLOAN YIP

the sleek hipster.

13. DANIEL WESLEY

the harmonious aphrodisiac.

12. JOSEPH BLOOD (OF BEND SINISTER)

the metrosexual string playa.

11/10. ANDREW HUCULIAK & CAYNE MCKENZIE (OF WE ARE THE CITY)

the boys that you *hope are legal.

(*Disclaimer: I am still unsure on the state of their ages. So if you come across one of them, please take precautions. **Thank you).

(**Although, when you think about it, they are at least technically legal in at least a couple provinces, so really, it depends on how you ***define it).

(***Let's just make this easier for all of us and assume that they are legal).

9. AIDAN KNIGHT

the sentimental soul. 

8/7. TOM DOBRZANSKI & ZACHARY GRAY (OF THE ZOLAS)

the expert underwear picker-uppers.

6/5. DAVID VERTESI & DAVID BECKINGHAM (of HEY OCEAN!)

the pretty boys in the rain.

     

              

4. TYLER BANCROFT (OF SAID THE WHALE)

*HNGGHHHH.

(*translates to: Tyler Bancroft is so hot I would give up girls for him. Maybe). 

3. EDO VAN BREEMEN (OF BRASSTRONAUT)

the ivory philosopher.

2. VINCE VACCARO

#*/%@$>?#$@^/$&<#/?@&>?$%&^#$*@!!!!!

(censored due to its blatant objectification and undressing of Vince Vaccaro).

....and #1 is...... 








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1. RYAN GULDEMOND (OF MOTHER MOTHER)

the innovative frontman.

You may ask yourself now, how is it that we're able to make them so good here? 


The answer is in the water, the mountains, and the weed.


Have a good night, Vancouver.