There isn't actually a Kinsey Scale test that I know of that promises to determine exactly where you are on the scale. And even if there was a test, it would be complete bullshit, because no piece of assessment should have the last say in who and what turns you on.
Which is why I decided to make a test.
I put a lot of time and energy into the research required to make this scholarly, peer-reviewed (and passed!) test, so you better take it seriously and come out of it with a refreshed mind, higher self-esteem and expertise in your own unique identity. Unfortunately, this test is geared towards people who identify as female. Although I'm sure that anyone - male, female or gender magical, can appreciate the beauty in this.
Here it is!! The best invention since the wheel and Facebook.
Not sure where you fit on the spectrum?
Take this hassle-free,
accuracy guaranteed
Kinsey Scale test
for female-identified subjects
(inspired by the CANWNT and the USWNT, not approved by CONCACAF)
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Here is the evaluation criteria:
1. If you said yes to one of these, then that is your number on the Kinsey Scale.
For example, let's say you said yes to Karina Leblanc, Megan Rapinoe and Hope Solo.
So you add K(3) + M(4) + H(6) = 13.
13/3 = 4.33333.
This is the average, and this average is your number on the Kinsey Scale.
Round off 4.33333 and you get M(4).
This means that you probably want to sleep with Megan Rapinoe (to which I say to you HIGH FIVE, SISTA).
3. If you said yes to all of these, then you didn't do the test properly. Go back to One. Don't just look at Kara Lang's photo and answer "Yes" because that is not the question.
4. If you said no to all of these, then you have no taste and you are probably a Boston Bruins fan.
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