Vocabulary is for losers.

It's that time again! Welcome to another round of "Word Of The Day That Is Not In The English Dictionary...Yet".

My dream library. Yes, it comes with a ladder for the higher shelves.

Today's word of the day is:


LORD BYRON: a nickname instigated by yours truly to identify Byron Bitz, right winger for the Vancouver Canucks with ginger powers, aggressive puck play and an official in on the Sedin twins. He hails from Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, considered to be the most cultural city in Canada (I am not joking. It really is). One of the key strategies he brings to the game is to distract opposing hockey players by kissing them. With his fists.


Here is a picture to help you visualize this new word!

Bitz is the one who is not the Avalanche player.

Now to use this new word in a couple of examples:


Example #1


CANUCKS FAN: I love Lord Byron. Nothing you can ever say can ever make me not like him.
ME: You know he used to play for the Bruins, right?
CANUCKS FAN: OK, you win.


Example #2


ENGLISH GEEK: Lord Byron is pure poetry.
CANUCKS FAN: .....on ice.
ENGLISH GEEK: I meant the real Lord Byron.
CANUCKS FAN: I did too.


For all your hard work today, here are 4 pictures of Paula Zago. You're welcome.