My Friend, The Dictionary

Welcome to the first edition of what I like to call "Word Of The Day That Is Not In The English Dictionary...Yet".

Get ready to get educated, beotch.

Okay, so the word of the day is:


SHITCAKES (pl.): an expletive used to express a strong reaction (positive or negative) to something that is so fucking amazing you need more than just the single word "Shit" to describe it.


*Disclaimer: "Shitcakes" is always plural, never singular. As in, no one says "Shitcake!" because that would literally mean cake. Made of shit.


Now, let's use this new word in a couple examples.


A negative situation.


Zdeno Chara injures yet another Canuck with his big feet.
ME: Somebody needs to beat the shitcakes out of Zdeno Chara. That person should be me.


A positive situation.


I beat up Zdeno Chara.
ONLOOKERS: Shitcakes....how is that even possible?


Happy learning everyone!! :D