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| Hannah Hart wants to get you drunk. |
Since the spring of 2011, food icon Hannah Hart has shared her masterful culinary creations on her web series, My Drunk Kitchen. Some of her meals have included grilled cheese (without the cheese), ice cream in ziploc bags, poutine, tacos with turkey meat, vegan cheesecake, trail mix pancakes and questionable meat pie (again with turkey).
What makes Hart much more skillful than the average iron chef is the fact that she prepares meals while intoxicated.
Not many chefs do that.
Watching her videos is an experience akin to seeing your first 3-D movie. They normally start with her cracking open (okay, not literally cracking, but you know what I mean) her alcohol of choice for the day and end with her wasted as fuck. What happens in between is absolute genius, because not only does she cook something that looks exactly like the shit you eat, but you as an Internet viewer get to see her slow descent into drunkenness. And it's awesome because Hannah is the greatest drunk in the world.
The things she does once she's had too many include:
-taking off her glasses
-talking with a lisp
-perpetually winking
-falling down
-failing to open cheese packages
-forgetting about the cheese
-eating an onion
-opening things with her mouth
Every time I watch her, I thank God that someone as ridiculously cute as her has the audacity to get drunk on camera at least once a month.
Cooking shows on the Food Channel simply pale by comparison. Sorry, Bobby Flay. Your grilled moose meat or whatever it is you make will never be as appetizing as the thought of ice cream in a ziploc bag.
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